Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Tay: Dear Kay

I am truly sorry but operation A is never going to work.
Reason why operation A will never work-
1.

2. I think reason number 1 says it all.

I am very pleased that you enjoyed the picture of the turkey. Don't worry he is in a better place now.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Rae: I'm joining the club.

I wanted to join the club on Thanksgiving. Here is a list of things I am grateful for...

1. Friends. Especially Tay and Kay, the best friends ever!!
2. School. Unusual for number 2, I know...
3. Toothbrush and toothpaste.
4. Forks :) Haha
5. Inside jokes :)
6. The ability to make a smiley faces on a phone.
7. Caramel filled kisses and white chocolate hugs
8. Music. ('Nuf said)
9. Stake dances and the people at those dances.
10. Egg big!
11. Tay Tay
12. Drawing and art.
13. Auto correct on phones... Not. Number 10 is egg nog...
14. The gift of tongues and speaking other languages.
15. Good books.
16. Boys.
17. Boys
18. Men.
19. Did I mention boys? :)
20. eating stuff.
21. A warm bed.
22. Candy
23. Trees, grass, bushes....
24. Really just nature in general.
25. This blog.
26. Number 26. (Number 11!!)
27. Math. English. History, science. Subjects that I'm good at.
28. America
29. This list.
30. People who are nice to me
31. Family!

The end! There's a lot more stuff, but typing on a phone is kinda hard and annoying. Plus, I'll be grateful for a ukulele. if I ever get one!

kay: opperation A

dear rae,
here's the plan (PLAN)
we need to have tay ride a horsey and then once she does then she will like it. and this plan betta work cuz there's no plan B in my head thus far. plus we have to go before the snow.
dear tay:
i surely enjoyed that picture of a turkey. we are gonna eat turkey today! that's kinda sad. . .
yep end of story. happee giving of thanks
p.s. i am very much thankful that i do not have homework
the end

Tay: It's Thanksgiving!!!!!!!

Happy thanksgiving! that's all I have to say.
enjoy this picture of a turkey


Wednesday, November 23, 2011

taykayandrae:all at once hi

Rae: Il etait une fois....
Kay: It is cold....
Rae: No
Kay: It was a...
Rae: Once upon a time. In french.
TayKay: Oooohh.
Tay: We both said it? Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kay: Jess say something funny for our blog
jess:naw
Kay:thats funny
Rae:say something funny
em:knock knock
kay:who's there
em:who
kay:who who
em:are you an owl?

b bh
tay just hit the keyboard
tay: you can count on me like one four two
kay:em, say you like me
em:you like me
Rae: New song! Swing swing
Kay: Swing swing from the table tops!
Rae: Swing swing from the tangles of... my heart
Tay: Swing swing from the tater tots!
Kay: My heart is crushed by a former...
Rae: Stud.
Kay: .... umm, love.... Nice try.
Tay: Guys, I'm so excited for Christmas!
Yael: lalalalalalalalala
Rae: o-|--< its a man! le homme a la mode!
S.B.: je t'aime
rae: I need more
S.B. (later) Je t'aime
rae: Oh...... okay.
rae:tay lets do drivers ed together
kay:drugs!! dont do drugs!!!
Kay: rae has a shirt that says hugs not drugs and then she hugged my boyfriend
Rae: awkward....
Tay: I remember that.

The end!

Rae: I memorized Pi

Once upon a time I memorized 50 digits of pi. It goes like this:

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510!!

That was pretty exciting, huh? I did that completely from memory. Because there is an app for phones called Pi Master that I once downloaded as a joke, but then I actually memorized it. I'm good at memorizing numbers and stuff, like phone numbers, pi, student numbers... Once I memorized the number on my Disney ticket while waiting in line. Whoo!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Rae: BFFs!


I love these lyrics!
Cute by Stephen Jerzak

Your eyes are blue like the ocean
And baby I'm lost out at sea
Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me
I've been trying to ask you but I can't seem to speak
Was it love at first sight 'cause I walked by last week.

I'm singing Fa la la la la...

Your lips look so lonely
Would they like to meet mine
You are the one that I've been hoping to find
You're so sweet that you
Put Hersheys out of business
Can I have a photograph to show my friends that
Angels truly exist.

(chorus)
I'm singing Fa la la la la...
You're as cute as a button
The things you do sure are something
Are you running out of breath
From running through my head, all night.

Is there something in your eye
Oh wait, it's just a sparkle
Can you get a little closer
And help me out a little bit
I scraped my knee fallin' for you
But baby a kiss will do.

(chorus)

I'm falling in love
And wouldn't I like to think so
And every night I look at the stars out my window
And I hope I can see
The one that we saw together
It was just you and me and honestly
I'll look for that star forever.
(x2)

(chorus)


The end!

Saturday, November 19, 2011

taykay: waiting for rae

well well well i just accidentally called rae a rake :) we are about to have another one of the funnest nights of our lives!!! Dance dance dance!!!!!! currently listening to new soul by Yael Naim. be aWESOME. ahahahah caps lock!!! TOday is the Day. i don't know. um no. guess what? kay didn't go on the date she was supposed to go on cuz someone stood her up :( okay okay okay bye

Friday, November 18, 2011

Kay: love this so stinkin much


nough said

Tay kay and Rae:all together :)

tay:ahhh
rae:write about how we won the state championships
kay:okay sounds good. I love pasta
rae's mom:where does tay live?
rae:kinda by tay. . . i mean kay
rae:i forgot to wear shoes. . . I mean socks :)
tay:it was like, a party!
kay:i love egg nog
tay:i want a slice of chedar cheese
kay:cheese! like the song introducing me by nick jonas
kay:i just laughed at myself laughing and now rae is making fun of me
rae singing:there is a hairt in the bottom of my cup
tay:the cup's half full!! not half empty!!
tay's mom:it's snowing!!!!
taykayrae:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
rae:i made this snowball for you tay. can i throw it at you?
tay:no
kay:i'll eat it :) i'm not normally this obsessed with food. . .
Rae: AAAAH!! FLIPPIN GORGEOUS STUD!!!
?:i love facebook stalking
kay:say something funny for our blog
rae:something funny
tay's playlist is called tay tay's songs of joy
kay:hahahahaha
kay:haha accidentally wrote stake champs instead of state champs!!!!!!!
ahhahahahahahahah good times. just like old times :) :)

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Rae: Cheese Head

Once upon a time I went to a football game. Tay and Kay were there too. It was super fun.



About 20 minutes before the actual game started, Kay wanted some nachos, so we went to get some. They were pretty yummy, too.


Then, on the way back to our seats I was stepping on the part of the seat that you sit on and my foot was apparently too close to the edge and the seat snapped in half! How inconsiderate.
What was even more embarrassing is the fact that the nachos went flying...


...and landed on my head and on all the people around me. And they just sat there and stared. So I went to clean up, and had to wash that side of my hair in the sink (disgusting. I don't recommend it).


Other than that, the game was so fun! We won, so our school is in state finals this Friday! Whoo hoo! The video is all finished, there were just some malfunctions uploading it... Oh, well.

Happy Tuesday!

Friday, November 11, 2011

Kay: Randomness

I didn't write this :)

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Kay: White Dandelions

I have a dilemma, whenever I wish on a shooting star, pick a white dandelion, read a fortune from a fortune cookie, blow out candles, or make a wish at 5:55, i always forget what I wished for! How on earth are we supposed to know if our wish came true or not if we don't even remember wishing for it! Pretty sad I know.
Well, I hope the rest of our wishes come true, whether we know it or not!!
haha almost forgot to sign my name. Wall of SHAME!! then i would just be nobody!!

Rae: No Shave November

Tay? Dude, I'm pretty sure we've got some weird connection thing goin' on. First the missed bus, now the orange tic tacs. I love them! I have a pack in my backpack currently, and they are so scrumdiddlyumptious!

So, now that November has rolled around...
To shave or not to shave?
That is the question.
Actually... There’s no question at all. Go with the first option, to shave. Those of you who are celebrating No-Shave-November... I’m ashamed. It should be against the law. Bleh! Gross. Nobody wants that.
Also, Kay told me she saw this in her neighborhood:


That is hilarious! But once again disgusting, not to mention disturbing. I heard several accounts of girls not shaving this November and who are planning to wear shorts on the last day of the month. Remind me to avoid them! But, I am looking forward to Thanksgiving and Christmas. I just love the snow and spirit in the air!

Happy Holidays everyone! (and I don't mean November!)

Tay: Orange Tic Tacs

Can I just say that orange tic tacs are probably one of the best things ever invented. They just bring me so much joy. Everyone deserves to feel the joy that I feel when I eat tic tacs, so please go eat some right now. Just go eat a whole box. Why not? That's what I did today in History class.
Well goodbye.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Rae: Bonjour!

Bonjour. I just have some miscellaneous stuff to cover here.

First off, to Tay and Kay: I STINKIN LOVE YOUR GUTS!

Now that you’re aware of that, lets go with a story. I too almost missed the bus. Today Kay and I wore ugly sweaters to school (happy ugly sweater day!) and my bus driver felt inclined to pick up two minutes before schedule. Not cool. As I left my house I could already see off yonder the bus pulling up to the stop. I put some skip in my step and quickened my pace, but when I arrived to the corner, and to my dismay, no cars would stop for me so I could cross the highway. I waited impatiently, trying several times to cross (resulting in several almost fatal accidents), I finally gave up and stopped as the bus driver pulled forward to stop traffic. Here is to all you on the bus: I don’t appreciate when people stare at my ugly sweater. Do you even know how self conscious that makes one feel? I think not!

And, just for kicks and giggles, here is for your entertainment:

Rae: I loved geometry.
Kay: Yeah, that’s only because you love Traingles!

Kay: Rae, you love being awkward.
Rae: Me too.

The other day I was talking to somebody, and--
Wait, somebody?
No, not that somebody.
Who?
Nobody
Nobody?!
What? NO! I was just talking to this one guy…
Since when do you talk to him?
Not that one guy! Just somebody, alright?
So you were talking to somebody!
UGH!

Monday, November 7, 2011

Tay: Today I missed the bus

So, I was walking towards the bus stop with my brother Connor. We were about half way there when we saw the bus arrive. So we started running so we wouldn't miss it. While we were running everything fell out of my backpack onto the ground. Connor just kept on running and got to the bus in time. Of course he didn't tell the bus driver to wait for me while i ran around picking up all of my papers. So I pretty much missed the bus today. Just thought I should tell you that.

The First. . . I don't know

One time i was sitting in school and we were playing on the computers and taylor and i decided to make a blog. So here we are making this blog. The first post of millions. Millions to come. It's pretty exciting.